Just To Mess With Jessie

Hello friends, and all the other people I don't know, who might be reading this!
Today let us discuss Jessie Renay Box, a.k.a sister, a.k.a jellybag, a.k.a jessica, and so the list goes on, and on. *thinks to myself* I wonder why she has so many aliases? But, that's none of mine, nor anyone else's, buisness.
Now then, you might have read about Jessie in my 1st post, titled 'Friends' but for those of you who havent, let me tell you a bit about her;
1.She's in Journalism (as am i)
2. She's got a bad temper. (I'm looking for an Anger Management program for her)
3. She likes guys....A LOT!
4. She gets good grades. (what a geek, but then again, so am I *winks*)
5. She'll kill me for putting all these things.
6. She's, what she likes to call, a REDNECK. (can ya'll say Yee-Ha)
7. She's a kind person, who will spare one of her best friends for embarassing her over the internet. "Right Jessie?" (*chuckles nervousley*)
8. She loves her babies...(they're dogs, k? Not kids, dogs, dont worry, she's not that way)
*** 2 hours later***
and, that's about all ya'll need to know about Jessie Renay Box...K? I didn't bore ya'll to death with all these interesting facts about a person ya'll've never met before? Good, I might come back and revise this, adding things, and such (provided Jessie doesn't kill me after reading this, although why she would eludes me, I've only told complete strangers facts about things she herself refuses to admit to herself....all well *shrugs shoulders* What's the worse she can do.....I know, I know, famous last words).