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> > > Subject: Wanna feel stupid today?
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> > > Quiz for Smart People
> > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
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> > > you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
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> > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
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> > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> > > Did you say; Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> > > Wrong Answer.
> > > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
>in the
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> > > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> > > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
>refrigerator.
>You
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> > > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
>correctly,
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> > > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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> > > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
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> > > listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
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> > > whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> > > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals
> > > they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got
>several
> > > correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
>disproves
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> > > theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a
>four-year-old.
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> > > Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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> > > PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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> > > Are you as stupid as I am???